Cogitations of Vishwas Jain

I became frustrated after calling the colleges for inviting them to participate in India's one of the biggest Sports fest Udghosh  from the 3 hours continuously.Still I have to do more calling because there were still  50 colleges remaining in my calling list.I dialled the next number, it was from some ABC College.Someone picked the phone after some couple of rings. "Hello" he said. The name of the person in my database was Edward so I decided to talk in English due to such type of name which is very rare in India. "Is it Mr. Edward" I asked. " Han Ji Boliye Edward bol rahe h si " I got shocked, this was not expected by me,the person named Edward talking in language seeming to be Punjabi. Then I started in Hindi ,the same words that I was speaking from the last 3 hours,in hindi for some and english for some depending on the name of college and person. " Gud Evening Sir,Main Vishwas Jain bol raha hu IIT Kanpur  se.Humara college Annual ...